Who's Confused
by beccaKiwi

If sunshine grows in flowerpots
And it's moss that gathers no stone
If butterflies eat elephants
And in a crowd you're always alone

Then spaghetti grows on cabbage trees
And bananas on rowing boats
Puppies make the best toilet roll
And monkeys sell the best coats

If sausages fly economy class
And chips always take the bus
If fairytales are plain history
And your socks always make such a fuss

Then bedtime happens tomorrow
And fishing can make a man blind
If you believe everything you see
Then you're going out of your mind